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AIDS = Aviation Induced Divorce Syndrome
Some deserve it..., some don't. But here goes...
AirBC = Scare BC
Air Canada = Air Chaos
Air France = Air Chance
ALITALIA =
(The) Airplane Lands In Toronto And (the) Luggage In Australia
Always
Late In Taking-offs, Always Late In Arrivals
BOAC = Better On A Camel
BWIA = But Will It Arrive? (British West Indian Airways)
CAAC (Civil Aviation Administration of China) =
China Air Always Cancelled
China Air Always Crashed
China Airways Always Crashes
CP Air (now Canadian Airlines International) = Cabbage Patch Airlines
Delta =
Don't Even Leave The Airport
Don't Even Let Them Aboard
Doesn't Ever Land The Airplane
Don't ever let terrorists aboard
Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
Don't Expect Loved-ones To Arrive
Don't Expect Luggage Today at All
Delta's Sky West = Scare West. . .
EL AL =
Every Landing Always Late
Exploded Luggage -- Airliner Lost!
Lufthansa =
Let Us Fuck The Hostess And Not Say Anything
Let Us Fuck The Hostess As No Steward Available
Lousy Useless Fliers: They Haven't Any Navigational Systems
Aboard
Northwest Orient = Northworst Disorient
PIA =
Please Inform Allah
Pray I'll Arrive
PSA = Poor Sailors Airline
Pacific Western PWA = Please Wait Awhile (now Canadian Airlines International)
QANTAS =
Queenies And Nymphomaniac Transvestite Air Stewards
Queers And Nymphos Trained As Staff
Sabena = Such A Bad Experience; Never Again!
SAHSA = Stay At Home, Stay Alive (Honduras's Official Airline)
TAP = Take Another Plane (Portuguese Official Airline)
TWA =
Try Walking Across
Trembling Wings Airline
The Worst Airline
Teeny Weeeny Airline
Travel With Amal
Terrorists With AK-47
US AIR = Unquestionably Still Allegheny In Reality.
Varig = Virgins Always Refuse Intensive Groveling
SCUD = Some C**t's Unlucky Day
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